Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Why only children shouldn't make cross-continental moves

Right now, the short, half-French, black-haired version of this woman is singing in an operatic voice to the cat.
Before that, I overheard the following:

"It's just sitting there! Roomba, you're just sitting there!"
(silence.)
"Whatsa matter with you!?"
*Beep*
"What does that mean?"
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...."*
"What are you doing? There's a big leaf! Go back over there!"
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
"Good job! Good job!"

The next time I come to visit from Portland, if I find Roomba wearing my clothes and sitting at the dinner table, I will be very upset.

(But not surprised.)

*That is how I type "vacuuming noises."

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