Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Before there was LOLspeak...

I just put my abstract into the AOLer translator:

DA ESTABLISHMENT AND PERSISTENC3 OF PLANTS INTRODUCED 2 NU J3RSEY BY SOLID BALAST ON SHIPS

IN!!111!!!! WTF LOL TEH NIENTENTH CANTURY SOLID BALAST ON SHIPS MAY HAEV BAN A MEDIUM FOR TEH INTRODUCTION OF NON-NATIEV INVASIEV PLANT SPACEIS 2 TEH FLORA OF NU JERS3Y!111111! OMG WTF

R3CORDS OF PLANT SP3CEIS FOUND ON BALAST DUMPS IN NU JARSAY PANSYLVANIA AND NU YORK IN TEH 1860S-180S WERE STUDEID IN ORDAR 2 DETARMIEN WHICH NON-NATIEV SP3CEIS W3RE INTRODUC3D THROUGH THES MADIUM AND HAEV SUBSEQUANTLEY P3RSISTED IN DA FLORA OF DA R3GION!!!111 WTF
LOL RACORDS OF PLANT SPACEIS COLACT3D BTWEN 1878-181 IN NORTHAASTARN NU JERSEY AND TEH NU YORK CITY AERA WERE LOCAETD IN DA RUTGERS UNIEVRSITY CHRYSL3R HERBARIUM IN NU BRUNSWIK NJ DA H3RBARIUM OF TEH ACAEDMY OF NATURAL SCEINC3S OF PHILAEDLPHIA PA AND DA HERBARIUM OF DA NU YORK BOTANICAL GARDEN IN BRONX NY!!!11!!1 OMG LOL

ADITIONALY RACORDS OF PLANT SP3CEIS COLECTED ON BALAST DUMPS IN TEH PHILAEDLPHIA AERA WERE STUDEID AND COMPAERD WIT TEH 1867 EDITION OF GRAYS MANUAL OF BOTANY 2 DETERMIEN WHICH SPECEIS HAD NOT BEN PREVIOSLEY RECORD3D IN TEH AERA RECORDS OF TH3SE SPECEIS WARE LOCAETD IN TEH RUTGERS UNIEVRSITY CHRYSLER H3RBARIUM!!!!1!111

OMG LOL TEH DATA R3LATNG 2 AL SP3CEIS FROM THESA LOCAL HERBARIA W3RE ANALYZAD 2 D3T3RMIEN DA POSIBILITY OF OCURENC3 IN DA RAGION PRIOR 2 THEYRE BALAST INTRODUCTION OR OF MULTIPLA INTRODUCTIONS IN ADITION 2 THEYRE BALAST INTRODUCTION!!11!!11! OMG LOL DA DATA WERE ALSO UESD 2 D3T3RMIEN DA AXT3NT 2 WHICH THESA SP3CEIS HAEV SPR3AD AND MANETANE3D A PRESENCE IN TEH R3GION!1!1! LOL

AL SPACEIS OF INTEREST W3RE EVALUAETD FOR ETHNOBOTANICAL PROPARTEIS 2
DATERMIEN TEH POSIBILITY TAHT HUMANS HAD INT3NTIONALY INTRODUCAD TH3M!11!1 OMG

2 comments:

Nonickname said...

O HI I LIK3 UR ABSTRACT

Elena said...

o hai, i liek it 2! Actually, I couldn't even read this. However, are you submitting that (presumably not in this form) to a journal?